Yo Mamma is SO old she sat behind Jesus 9in the 3rd Grade!

Yo momma is so old when she was in school they didn’t teach history.

Yo momma so old jesus sat beside her in class.

Yo momma so old she got afro’s on her titties

yo mama so dumb she tried to steal free samples from donut king.

yo mamma so ugly that when micheal jackson saw here he had a heart attack

hey whats that in the sky oi i found a new planet hey wait its ya mum

she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

yo mama so fat she sticks mayonnaise on her panadol.

Yo mama taste so bad they make people eat it on Fear Factor!!!!! – Submitted by Mizz Williams

Yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking a tin can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving houses – Submitted by Josh ABC

your mum is so ugly that when she was little HER mum had to tie a pork chop in her head just so the dog would play with her!!! – Submitted by Vicky

yo mamma so dumb she tried to commit suicide out of her basement window

yo mamma so fat she makes the earth look like a bouncy ball

yo mamma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

yo momma so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said no pros allowed

yo momma so old she got jesus aim

yo momma so stupid she thought a penny was abe lincoln

yo momma so poor she chased down a garbage truck with a shopping list

yo momma so ashe it look like she rubbed her body against the chalk board

yo momma so stupid that left her brain in the supermarket

Yo momma so fat and old
God had to move her out of the way before he created the sun.